Directed by: Bethel Buckalew
Actors: John Tull, Colleen Brennan, Patrick Wright
Language: English
Country: USA

Also known as: Laß jucken im Heu

Here’s another Harry Novak produced and Bethel Buckalew directed softcore hicksploitation gem that offers a heartfelt portrayal of a sensitive young man so tortured by the womenfolk of today that he can only find love with a cow. A very, very special cow. Sorry perverts, but there’s no real beastiality in this flick, just a whole bunch of softcore bangin’ and awful sub-Hee Haw outhouse jokes, plus a heaping helping of Sharon Kelly in her prime. And really, there can never be too much of that!

Pa, a moonshining chicken farmer, is worried that his dim-witted son Junior is becoming way more attracted to their cow Sassy Sue than he should be, so he sets out to gather up all the nubile young farmgirls in the area and get them to show Junior what he’s missing.