Dr. Dildo (Pete Dawson) has a secret laboratory where he is doing experiments on beautiful women. Not only is he doing experiments on them but he allows a friend to join in on the action and soon sex is in the air.

DR. DILDO’S SECRET has a terrific title and for the most part it delivers the nudity and simulated sex that one would have expected had they paid their buck to watch this somewhere on 42nd Street. If you’re looking for a ground-breaking film then you’re certainly not going to find it here but if you don’t mind stupid gags, cute ladies and some silly sci-fi then you should get a little entertainment out of this thing.

As I said, one really shouldn’t be expecting too much out of this because it has the budget that’s probably smaller than a McDonald’s value meal and that’s being kind. Many familiar faces pop up throughout the short 65-minute running time including the eye-opening Roxanne Brewer but she keeps her clothes on throughout. Did they not pay her enough to strip? Either way, that’s one disappointment here.